Sitting & Beer Gone Wrong

I'm done eating chicken.

And sitting. Damn, I sit too much. Ever thought about how much you sit? Do they make sitting apps now?

Listen, I am not ready to dump $1000 on a standing desk but hear me out...I decided I need to quit sitting. So, today at the coffee shop, I stood the entire time. About an hour. It wasn't bad. Now I am at Whole Foods standing at a high top writing this email.

I think I just reversed aging.

We lay when we sleep then we wake up and sit at the kitchen table for coffee then sit in the car to work then we sit at work and then we sit at lunch then sit at work again then sit at dinner then sit in front of the TV then lay back down in bed.

Unless you are a roofer.

I gotta stop sitting so much.

I am living with my mom right now because I moved into a new place and decided I didn't like it so moved out the next day. Pretty smart. Anywho, mom is always moving around. She hardly ever sits. Just like her mom who managed a farm until she died in her late 80's. I come from a lineage of non-sitters. Both those gals have always been super healthy.

Well, except the time my grandmother got hit by a beer truck. That was a mess.

So, note to self, quit sitting so damn much.

Trey Humphreys

Writer, wanderer, weirdo, life coach. 

https://www.iamtrey.com
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